Wendy
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There was this guy,Tom, who really loved his girlfriend. He loved her so much that he wanted to tattoo her name,"Wendy" on his dick. So he went to his friend who specializes in tattooing.
His friend then suggested doing the tattoo while his dick is erected so that the name can be tattooed bigger and clearer. Tom agreed and went to erect his dick and had "Wendy" tattooed on it. He was very satisfied, there was a "Wy" on his dick when not erected and he dreamt of surprising his girlfriend by showing her the change from "Wy" to "Wendy" when he gets hard.
So he called her quickly and arranged a meeting that evening. Before their date, he went to the toilet to piss and there he met this American with a "Wy" on his dick too, when he was pissing at the urinal.
Thinking that this American might have tattooed his girlfriend's name too, Tom confronted him. The American denied, saying that it is not Tom's girlfriend's name.
Tom wouldn't accept verbal denial and suggested erecting both their dicks to compare. The American agreed and they both started arousing themselves. Tom was first to erect and was proud to show the American, saying," Look, this is my girlfriend's name, Wendy."
The American soon erected his dick and showed to Tom and said," Look, it is not your girlfriend's name." It said," Welcome to America and have a nice day". -
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posted before
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Originally posted by eagle:
posted before
Why do you go around saying this kind of stuff? Not everyone crawls around the internet in their free time reading or searching for jokes. Even if you came upon it accidentally or through any other methods already, doesn't mean others have.
And its not like you are the first forumner to be called eagle.
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lol
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Originally posted by lookslikegod:
Why do you go around saying this kind of stuff? Not everyone crawls around the internet in their free time reading or searching for jokes. Even if you came upon it accidentally or through any other methods already, doesn't mean others have.
And its not like you are the first forumner to be called eagle.
POSTED BEFORE
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Originally posted by lookslikegod:
Why do you go around saying this kind of stuff? Not everyone crawls around the internet in their free time reading or searching for jokes. Even if you came upon it accidentally or through any other methods already, doesn't mean others have.
And its not like you are the first forumner to be called eagle.
Relax yo. . .
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Originally posted by pewpew:
POSTED BEFORE
intead of being a spoilsport, i suggest that eagle pewpew go somewhere else to look for jokes that have not been posted before. thank you very much.
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Originally posted by r34gtr:
intead of being a spoilsport, i suggest that eagle pewpew go somewhere else to look for jokes that have not been posted before. thank you very much.
I have done that. Look back a few more pages and you will see.
Repeating it once or twice is ok. Posting many threads, each of repeated jokes, is a different thing.
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Originally posted by lookslikegod:
Why do you go around saying this kind of stuff? Not everyone crawls around the internet in their free time reading or searching for jokes. Even if you came upon it accidentally or through any other methods already, doesn't mean others have.
And its not like you are the first forumner to be called eagle.
I don't see anything wrong informing TS that this joke has been posted before. Informing is not even flaming. Forumers are entitled to either say it has been posted before, it's not funny, or it's funny, or etc.
Grow up.
Not happy you can always find me
My details are easily found around this forum.
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chill man dudes
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In case anyone needs any proof
http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/248744
http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/76787
http://sgforums.com/forums/8/topics/283969
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relax lah... dont spoil ah pak's joke...
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Guys just chill man, ppl take their time to post jokes .. The best u can do is just thanks .. Or worst "posted b4"
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Originally posted by eagle:
I don't see anything wrong informing TS that this joke has been posted before. Informing is not even flaming. Forumers are entitled to either say it has been posted before, it's not funny, or it's funny, or etc.
Grow up.
Not happy you can always find me
My details are easily found around this forum.
Right, go ahead and post a joke. Let me write under your joke a "Posted Before" note. Afterall i'm entitled right?
No one is saying you are flaming or anything, but I feel writing something like POSTED BEFORE is rude and really really not thoughtful.And its not like you do it occasionally.
But that might be just you, relaxing, taking the time to post something irrelevant, having your way with life.
I dont know in what way was i NOT grown up, you must have a great way of dealing with logic in your head.
I'm in no way starting a flame war, and in no way prejudiced against your general character. But hey, wouldn't kill if you stop or at least rephrase your Posted Before note.
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Originally posted by lookslikegod:
Right, go ahead and post a joke. Let me write under your joke a "Posted Before" note. Afterall i'm entitled right?
No one is saying you are flaming or anything, but I feel writing something like POSTED BEFORE is rude and really really not thoughtful.And its not like you do it occasionally.
But that might be just you, relaxing, taking the time to post something irrelevant, having your way with life.
I dont know in what way was i NOT grown up, you must have a great way of dealing with logic in your head.
I'm in no way starting a flame war, and in no way prejudiced against your general character. But hey, wouldn't kill if you stop or at least rephrase your Posted Before note.
Right, go ahead and post a joke. Let me write under your joke a "Posted Before" note. Afterall i'm entitled right?
Yes you are entitled if you can find proof that it has been posted before.
Go ahead from page 3 and page 4 of this forum. There are definitely some which others have said I posted before, and I take it as that. But I did take effort to search through using google to do a quick check on those.
No one is saying you are flaming or anything, but I feel writing something like POSTED BEFORE is rude and really really not thoughtful.And its not like you do it occasionally.
Find out how often. Prove it. Talk is cheap.
Go ahead. Show it. Find out how many joke threads I said posted before, and how many threads I posted a smiley. Then do a comparison.
But that might be just you, relaxing, taking the time to post something irrelevant, having your way with life.
Don't be stupid. How is the phrase "posted before" irrelevant to this thread. Go ahead and explain.
I dont know in what way was i NOT grown up, you must have a great way of dealing with logic in your head.
Your idiotic way of generalisation already shows you not grown up (and dumb). Want me to proof further?
let me show you:
1) Why do you go around saying this kind of stuff? Not everyone crawls around the internet in their free time reading or searching for jokes. Even if you came upon it accidentally or through any other methods already, doesn't mean others have.
==> Tell me why this explains "posted before" is not allowed here.
2) And its not like you are the first forumner to be called eagle.
==> Try signing up with the nick eagle.
I'm in no way starting a flame war, and in no way prejudiced against your general character. But hey, wouldn't kill if you stop or at least rephrase your Posted Before note.
There's nothing wrong. If you are not happy, read it for what? Anything wrong with informing that this is posted before?
Or could you just answer this question: Does it in anyway affect your enjoyment of the joke?
Duh
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Guys..... chill
nxt time i check then post ok?
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Originally posted by Q.C.Pak:
Guys..... chill
nxt time i check then post ok?
Don't bother about him
Posted before doesn't mean cannot post again.
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Originally posted by eagle:
Don't bother about him
Posted before doesn't mean cannot post again.
That's the way
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Originally posted by Midlusionz:
That's the way
That was the way all along.
Just some emo kid above taking offence at the phrase "posted before" even though he didn't post the joke and TS, obviously with higher EQ than him, didn't mind.