Tattoo on penis. Joke.
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A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis, her name was WENDY and the tattoo was done while the penis was erected. All you could see was W Y when it's not.
Shortly after the couple was married, they went honeymooning in Jamaica. The man was in the gents, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had W Y on his penis.
The American said to him, "Oh is your girl named WENDY too?"
The Jamaican replied, "No, mine says WELCOME TO JAMAICA HAVE A NICE DAY." -
lol dirty joke
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hahahahahah!!! Nice one!
It would be interesting to tattoo a Snake or lizard...that way, the animal can "grow" whenvever there's an erection -
When erect so long den not erect so short?
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i post this joke first le
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this is better....Originally posted by jasonsamster:i post this joke first le
short and simple... -
Might as well say:
WELCOME TO JAMAICA, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LOOK AROUND. ANY QUESTIONS YOU CAN ASK ME OR JUST GIVE ME A CALL ANYTIME. ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAYS WHICH I AM SURE YOU WILL. HAVE A NICE DAY -
Originally posted by gasband:Might as well say:
WELCOME TO JAMAICA, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LOOK AROUND. ANY QUESTIONS YOU CAN ASK ME OR JUST GIVE ME A CALL ANYTIME. ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAYS WHICH I AM SURE YOU WILL. HAVE A NICE DAY -
yup. got to admit short and simple is the best.Originally posted by mhcampboy:this is better....
short and simple... -
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Hmm.. think this should not be here too. What tatto on penis.... :S
Close bah.If you don't think so, can pm me bah. Thanks.