Bank
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A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a f***in' checking account".
The teller, surprised with his behavior, replies, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a f***in' checking account right now."
"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!", said the teller.
The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here? Please do not use vulgar language in our bank."
"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a f***in' checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see sir," the manager said, "and this bi*ch is giving you a hard time??" -
Ha...ha...ha...
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posted before
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Originally posted by Master -_-:
posted before
you sure? provide link please. im sure its not posted before.. anyway, where are your pictures man..
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Originally posted by pewpew:
you sure? provide link please. im sure its not posted before.. anyway, where are your pictures man..
posted before
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saw a sexist version b4.
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Originally posted by pewpew:
you sure? provide link please. im sure its not posted before.. anyway, where are your pictures man..
yes im sure...u find yourself..when u join? when i join? u go slowly find ok? -
Originally posted by Master -_-:
yes im sure...u find yourself..when u join? when i join? u go slowly find ok?sorry lah master lao jiao.. but im quite sure its not posted before.
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Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
okay fine. another joke. -
Originally posted by pewpew:
sorry lah master lao jiao.. but im quite sure its not posted before.
Page 3, somewhere in the middle ...http://www.sgforums.com/forums/34/topics/222?page=3
and here too ....
http://www.sgforums.com/forums/18/topics/28242
READ: PAWNED -
Originally posted by gd4u:
Page 3, somewhere in the middle ...http://www.sgforums.com/forums/34/topics/222?page=3
and here too ....
http://www.sgforums.com/forums/18/topics/28242
READ: PAWNEDFYI. Forum is BAR and another forum, not Jokes and Humour forum. Mai key kiang ok?
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dont bother about negative nancy master.
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Don't discourage ppl who post jokes la.
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Originally posted by pewpew:
A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a f***in' checking account".
The teller, surprised with his behavior, replies, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a f***in' checking account right now."
"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!", said the teller.
The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here? Please do not use vulgar language in our bank."
"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a f***in' checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see sir," the manager said, "and this bi*ch is giving you a hard time??"eh, you boy or girl??
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Originally posted by I Luv Dat Unique Gal:
eh, you boy or girl??
LOL
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Originally posted by I Luv Dat Unique Gal:
eh, you boy or girl??
well, do i look like a guy or a girl? I'll let you decide okay?
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Originally posted by pewpew:
well, do i look like a guy or a girl? I'll let you decide okay?
okok lah jkjk only......i believe you girl ok x)