Application to date/marry my granddaughter
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Originally posted by laurence82:
gacky and jur done it many years ago
omg, i was the first to reply in that thread.. why do you keep bringing up the old threads?
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Originally posted by stellazio:
omg, i was the first to reply in that thread.. why do you keep bringing up the old threads?
u tuo tuo la la for 3 years liao
time to make a move
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Originally posted by laurence82:
u tuo tuo la la for 3 years liao
time to make a move
okay, so how do i go about filling up that application form? it seems to me like a losing lottery ticket where hopes turns to despair..
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with application, got hope
just go fill in honestly, as honest as u can
we will do the background checks
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Originally posted by Myworkbag:
hi, how a u ,i am jova woo,from china,my work travel bag item,and have waist bag,backpack ,if u need, please let me know, thanks!
[email protected]
[email protected]
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Originally posted by ^tamago^:
hi, how a u ,i am jova woo,from china,my work travel bag item,and have waist bag,backpack ,if u need, please let me know, thanks!
[email protected]
[email protected]
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DONE-ED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOTE - This application is incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
1. NAME:_______ah dee________ DATE OF BIRTH: ____8/8/198*_________
2. HEIGHT:____180cm__ WEIGHT: __78kg__IQ: ___YES__GPA: __+ve____
3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: __999______DRIVERS LICENSE #: __Got driver
BOY SCOUT RANK:____This's for kids___________________________
5. HOME ADDRESS: _______________CITY: _________ ZIP ______
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? Yes____ No_______ If NO, explain: ________________________________________________
7. Number of years parents married: ___ 30years________
8. DO YOU OWN A VAN? ____ A TRUCK WITH OVERSIZED TIRES OR CAMPER SHELL? ____ WATERBED? _____ MOTORCYCLE? _____ TATOO? ____ COLOR ALTERED HAIR? ___ (IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY)
9. In 50 words or less, what does "Late" mean to you?__Late means late._______________
10. In 50 words or less, what does "DO NOT TOUCH MY GRANDDAUGHTER" mean to you? __She'll touch me._____________________________
11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? ___Too chim for me to understand________________________________
12. What church do you attend? __Not CH______________ How often do you attend? _None (Never sin before)___/ week
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and religious teacher? _Put time put place___________
14. Fill in the blanks: Please answer freely - all answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone - I promise):
A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the __Hands___________
B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ___Backbone______
C. A women's place is in the __shopping centres
D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is __talent__________________
E. When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _her_________________ (NOTE: If the answer to "E" begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? _No IF (Already grown up)____
16. Do you plan to attend a religious school? __NO_______ Which one? ____________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
___dcx__________________ Signature (That means sign your name)
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (this action will void this application). If your application is rejected you will be notified by two angels wearing red suits and carrying pitch forks. (You might want to start praying now). -
woots
personally i recommend ah dee, altho sometimes he is not mentally stable
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scored!
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ur sun nv er pretty ma?
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go away u dirty old pig
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avoid question means hmm...
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I've never seen dcx b4
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dcx yandao
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AAA
(Always Attached & Available)
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PHD
(Doctor of Philosophy)
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not TNP meh u ?
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i going to koonz liao...
dun miss me...
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14E) should be Breast, Tits or Ass?
Maybe Biceps, Toes or Aura.
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Originally posted by laurence82:
not TNP meh u ?
Tua Nee Pok is fifi mah? -
Originally posted by fairlady_xoxo:
I've never seen dcx b4
I've also never seen you b4 -
Originally posted by dcx:
I've also never seen you b4that makes us even
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what happened to first come first serve ??????
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i tot ah gong has already arranged you with prince? =(