Application to date Gackt's (and my) daughter...
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(REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME)
NOTE - This application will be Incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
1. NAME:_____________________ DATE OF BIRTH: _______________
2. HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT: ______IQ: ________GPA: ______
3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: ___________DRIVERS LICENSE #: _________
4. BOY SCOUT RANK:_______________________________________
5. HOME ADDRESS: ________________CITY: _________ ZIP ______
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? Yes____ No_______ If NO, explain: ________________________________________________
7. Number of years parents married: ___________
8. DO YOU OWN A VAN? ____ A TRUCK WITH OVERSIZED TIRES OR CAMPER SHELL? ____ WATERBED? _____ MOTORCYCLE? _____ TATOO? ____ COLOR ALTERED HAIR? ___ (IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY)
9. In 50 words or less, what does "Late" mean to you? _________________________________________________________
10. In 50 words or less, what does "DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? _________________________________________________________
11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? _________________________________________________________
12. What church do you attend? ________________ How often do you attend? ____/ week
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, priest or pastor? ____________
14. Fill in the blanks: Please answer freely - all answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone - I promise):
A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the _____________
B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my _____________
C. A women's place is in the __________________
D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ____________________
E. When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _____________________ (NOTE: If the answer to "E" begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? _________________________
16. Do you plan to attend a Catholic or Christian College? _________ Which one? ____________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
_____________________ Signature (That means sign your name)
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (this action will void this application). If your application is rejected you will be notified by two angels wearing red suits and carrying pitch forks. (You might want to start praying now). -
npnt..
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Wait a minute
You two had..?
OMG
And how old the baby nia? U think sgforums has ample supply of cradle snatchers and paedos meh?
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Our daughter very pwetty de leh..
Come all line up. -
suan le.
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No hope la..Originally posted by Ito_^:suan le. -
ok i shall waitOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:(REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME)
NOTE - This application will be Incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
1. NAME:______Ratty81________ DATE OF BIRTH: _1981__________
2. HEIGHT:_14cm______ WEIGHT: _300g_IQ: ___NA___GPA: __NA__
3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: _No number__DRIVERS LICENSE #: Rat dun drive
4. BOY SCOUT RANK:_Rat do not scout________________________
5. HOME ADDRESS: _Sewers of singapore_CITY: Drain Ave 2 ZIP _NA___
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? Yes_Yes___ No_______ If NO, explain: ________________________________________________
7. Number of years parents married: _3_________
8. DO YOU OWN A VAN? _No_ A TRUCK WITH OVERSIZED TIRES OR CAMPER SHELL? No__ WATERBED? No___ MOTORCYCLE? No___ TATOO? _No_ COLOR ALTERED HAIR? Brown (natural color) (IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY)
9. In 50 words or less, what does "Late" mean to you?
Late = not on time_______________________________________
10. In 50 words or less, what does "DO NOT TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? (kissing considered as touching?
)_______________
11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?
Not applicable to me __________________________________
12. What church do you attend? N.A_____________ How often do you attend? _N.A_/ week
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother, priest or pastor? Anytime u r ready________
14. Fill in the blanks: Please answer freely - all answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone - I promise):
A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the _Tail________
B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my _Any bone on my body_______
C. A women's place is in the _Cheese_____________
D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is How many wife i had______________
E. When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _eyes________________ (NOTE: If the answer to "E" begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? Master splinter with his ninja turtles
16. Do you plan to attend a Catholic or Christian College? __No_____ Which one? No__________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
___RaTtY81_____________ Signature (That means sign your name)
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (this action will void this application). If your application is rejected you will be notified by two angels wearing red suits and carrying pitch forks. (You might want to start praying now). -
I'll marry the daughter just to get it goin on with the mother in law
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Wah seh, colour-altered hair cannot ah?
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What spidee talking abt?
Anyway, NPNT -
See question 8.Originally posted by laurence82:What spidee talking abt? -
its discrimination against Coloured Hair PeopleOriginally posted by ^spidee^:See question 8.
Close this topic and ban gackt.
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Aren't you applying? You fit the bill 'perfectly'!Originally posted by laurence82:its discrimination against Coloured Hair People
Close this topic and ban gackt. -
a. I aint a pedo, go look for this chap ivecoOriginally posted by ^spidee^:Aren't you applying? You fit the bill 'perfectly'!
b. Some points dont fit me -
Could this daughter be the previous mod, Princessnezz? The application form itself looks American.Originally posted by laurence82:a. I aint a pedo, go look for this chap iveco
b. Some points dont fit me -
Gackty once had dyed hair, but his son-in-law can't. Pui!
Hmm...what if a girl courted your daughter?
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tsk tskOriginally posted by Kuali Baba:Gackty once had dyed hair, but his son-in-law can't. Pui!
Hmm...what if a girl courted your daughter?
So he isnt as angelic angelic good good boy as he keep saying he is -
your evil wore off on himOriginally posted by laurence82:tsk tsk
So he isnt as angelic angelic good good boy as he keep saying he is -
i have met him like two or three timesOriginally posted by the Bear:your evil wore off on him
so those who met me more often...... -
princessnezz is definitely pretty and she's lovely !! a pity she's too busy from her degree and project researches...Originally posted by ^spidee^:Could this daughter be the previous mod, Princessnezz? The application form itself looks American.
but not her la...
rest assure, our daughter is as gorgeous as the father gackt !! -
u already given birth?Originally posted by carpe diem jur:princessnezz is definitely pretty and she's lovely !! a pity she's too busy from her degree and project researches...
but not her la...
rest assure, our daughter is as gorgeous as the father gackt !!
oh my -
*tsk*Originally posted by laurence82:u already given birth?
oh my
larling gackt... pls answer his question... -
Close and Ban sankyu
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dun worrie, i'll design a special one for u too honey...Originally posted by alexkusu:Close and Ban sankyu -
ur so sweet.. i been waitin to pratice my close n delete powersOriginally posted by carpe diem jur:dun worrie, i'll design a special one for u too honey...