Application to date/marry my granddaughter
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lai lai, i notice many people want to date my sun nu er, with one person even proposing to her over dinner, so here is how to apply
(REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME)
NOTE - This application is incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
1. NAME:_____________________ DATE OF BIRTH: _______________
2. HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT: ______IQ: ________GPA: ______
3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: ___________DRIVERS LICENSE #: _________
4. BOY SCOUT RANK:_______________________________________
5. HOME ADDRESS: ________________CITY: _________ ZIP ______
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? Yes____ No_______ If NO, explain: ________________________________________________
7. Number of years parents married: ___________
8. DO YOU OWN A VAN? ____ A TRUCK WITH OVERSIZED TIRES OR CAMPER SHELL? ____ WATERBED? _____ MOTORCYCLE? _____ TATOO? ____ COLOR ALTERED HAIR? ___ (IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY)
9. In 50 words or less, what does "Late" mean to you? _________________________________________________________
10. In 50 words or less, what does "DO NOT TOUCH MY GRANDDAUGHTER" mean to you? _________________________________________________________
11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? _________________________________________________________
12. What church do you attend? ________________ How often do you attend? ____/ week
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and religious teacher? ____________
14. Fill in the blanks: Please answer freely - all answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone - I promise):
A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the _____________
B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my _____________
C. A women's place is in the __________________
D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ____________________
E. When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _____________________ (NOTE: If the answer to "E" begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? _________________________
16. Do you plan to attend a religious school? _________ Which one? ____________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
_____________________ Signature (That means sign your name)
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (this action will void this application). If your application is rejected you will be notified by two angels wearing red suits and carrying pitch forks. (You might want to start praying now). -
xoxo
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applicants must be screened by the panel of mods here. thnks.
and also, if rejected, u will be notified with a "ur not my type" answer.
btw, its like hanging her up to sell? wtf?
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yeah...=( i thought it was the traditional match making...since you're so strict...
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Originally posted by Ferret:
xoxo
sorry. u can apply when prince is up for dating.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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waaaaaaaaaaaaaa
got sub-paper anot?
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gacky and jur done it many years ago
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Originally posted by Pitot:
applicants must be screened by the panel of mods here. thnks.
and also, if rejected, u will be notified with a "ur not my type" answer.
btw, its like hanging her up to sell? wtf?
i must inform you, applicant cannot be in the panel
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Originally posted by Pitot:
sorry. u can apply when prince is up for dating.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
pls hor, its a first come first serve kind of thing.
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Originally posted by Pitot:
sorry. u can apply when prince is up for dating.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Why? Just because [prince is furry?
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sorry, i dont apply. i only accept applications so the rule does not apply to me.
however, i welcome applicants to apply to me.
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ahahhhahahhaha
prince
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Originally posted by Ferret:
xoxo
ferret
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Originally posted by Pitot:
sorry, i dont apply. i only accept applications so the rule does not apply to me.
however, i welcome applicants to apply to me.
wtf
apply to YOU, or apply TO you?
got difference
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Originally posted by Ferret:
pls hor, its a first come first serve kind of thing.
sorry hor, ah lau will be happy since prince has a partner.
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Originally posted by laurence82:
wtf
apply to YOU, or apply TO you?
got difference
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Originally posted by fairlady_xoxo:
ferret
xoxo~
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apply TO ME .
dont confuse me pls. thnks.
ok, hello kitty will kill me if she sees this.
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wtf
what's so good about hello kitty
tell her to fark off and dont waste her time lar
haha
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MY meow meow
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Originally posted by Ferret:
MY meow meow
eh u want dog, cat or car? everything also want? nabeiz.
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hahaha....
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can ah lau start thread for prince and then erm, put ferret as the winner? thnks.
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ferret is mai choice! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Originally posted by Pitot:
eh u want dog, cat or car? everything also want? nabeiz.
er...r......
is this a multiple choice question ?
can i ask a friend ?