When I graduate, I'm going to start a law firm called...
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Twist & Turn LLP
Helping you to lie, cheat and steal... legallyI'm thus conducting my preliminary feasibility studies now.
What are your thoughts?
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eh, this one is to move to Jokes forum rite?
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ok n1
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I think that name copyright for PAP already liao.
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Uh, I see.
I hereby wish you failure.
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"Liar Liar" is better... one of Jim Carrey's movies
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Oh okok. Whatever.
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Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:
Twist & Turn LLP
Helping you to lie, cheat and steal... legallyI'm thus conducting my preliminary feasibility studies now.
What are your thoughts?
Send your fliers to Odex.
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The concept of it is simple: we provide effective, results-oriented legal services that exploit the loopholes and lacunas of the law to achieve our client's end objectives. Our philosophy is that anything is ethically correct and morally justifiable so long as it does not contravene the law. Our target market comprises white-collar criminals, petty criminals, common fraudsters, crime syndicate leaders and inheritance vultures, just to name a few.
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I kind of saw that coming.
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Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:
Twist & Turn LLP
Helping you to lie, cheat and steal... legallyI'm thus conducting my preliminary feasibility studies now.
What are your thoughts?
Just like your nick name. -
Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:
The concept of it is simple: we provide effective, results-oriented legal services that exploit the loopholes and lacunas of the law to achieve our client's end objectives. Our philosophy is that anything is ethically correct and morally justifiable so long as it does not contravene the law. Our target market comprises white-collar criminals, petty criminals, common fraudsters, crime syndicate leaders and inheritance vultures, just to name a few.
If U challenge the gov & win the case, then perhaps ur firm's popularity will rise. -
You really are a retarded moron......
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Originally posted by Chris88110:
You really are a retarded moron......
Yup, that pretty much sums it up. I'm also known as a moronic retard! -
Temasek sure will invest (before Hole Jinx) steps down in Oct, so hurry....
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Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:
Twist & Turn LLP
Helping you to lie, cheat and steal... legallyI'm thus conducting my preliminary feasibility studies now.
What are your thoughts?
I believe you if you also add on and tell us that your RESPECTABLE makeshift office is made up of cardboxes and it is right next to the CBD.....rubbish dump.Do you also use Crayons because they allowed you to write on all hard surfaces anywhere you go.....
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Originally posted by parn:
I believe you if you also add on and tell us that your RESPECTABLE makeshift office is made up of cardboxes and it is right next to the CBD.....rubbish dump.Do you also use Crayons because they allowed you to write on all hard surfaces anywhere you go.....
You don't think I'm serious about this? -
Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:
The concept of it is simple: we provide effective, results-oriented legal services that exploit the loopholes and lacunas of the law to achieve our client's end objectives. Our philosophy is that anything is ethically correct and morally justifiable so long as it does not contravene the law. Our target market comprises white-collar criminals, petty criminals, common fraudsters, crime syndicate leaders and inheritance vultures, just to name a few.
Our philosophy is that anything is ethically correct and morally justifiable so long as it does not contravene the law = We ignore ethics and morals as long as its legalOur target market comprises white-collar criminals, petty criminals, common fraudsters, crime syndicate leaders and inheritance vultures, just to name a few = PAP
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are you like, umm, telling a JOKE or something? -.-
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Originally posted by LilRomeo:
are you like, umm, telling a JOKE or something? -.-
No.There is a strong market need for lawyers who would help people to achieve unethical ends through legal means. As it is, most lawyers are too "principled" (fear is the principle we're talking about, by the way) and bound by a professional code of ethics to take on these assignments; that's where Twist & Turn LLP comes in and metes out its brand of social justice.
After all, everyone should be entitled to legal representation, regardless of character or moral culpability. It's explicitly enunciated by the Constitution.
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damn.. its true. we are getting more fucked up.
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Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:
No.There is a strong market need for lawyers who would help people to achieve unethical ends through legal means. As it is, most lawyers are too "principled" (fear is the principle we're talking about, by the way) and bound by a professional code of ethics to take on these assignments; that's where Twist & Turn LLP comes in and metes out its brand of social justice.
After all, everyone should be entitled to legal representation, regardless of character or moral culpability. It's explicitly enunciated by the Constitution.
So are u gonna be hired help or hired gun ? Good father or God-father ? U so obviously chose the latter . ;p
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Originally posted by BadzMaro:
So are u gonna be hired help or hired gun ? Good father or God-father ? U so obviously chose the latter . ;p
That would depend on where the moolah is. -
Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:
That would depend on where the moolah is.Its a no brainer. The moolah is always on the other side. Not on the right side. hahaha
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