Man marries pizza because........

• NeverSayGoodBye

  22 Nov 15, 14:44

  

  Sometimes, we think we’d be happier if we just married a deep pan pepperoni. But then we get over our hangover and get up off the sofa.

  Not so this 22-year-old Russian man, who apparently just got married to a pizza.

  The ceremony allegedly took place in a pizzeria in the city of Tomsk, in Russia.

  The bride was thin and crispy and wore a veil. The groom (who wasn’t named) wore his best clean shirt.

  The former-bachelor says he decided to commit to his favourite fast food after getting bored of the single life. ‘Love between two humans is a complicated wild thing,’ he said.

  
  

  
  

  Pizza, on the other hand, ‘would not reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it.’

  Russian authorities, however, refused to officially register the marriage and a church also turned the newlyweds down.

  So, in the end, the ceremony took place in a local pizzeria with the chefs and managers as witnesses. The restaurant even presented them with a non-official but very smart wedding certificate on a clipboard.

  
  

  

  
  

  Details of what happened on their wedding night were not revealed.

  But we hear the wedding breakfast was amazing.

  
  
  
• Clinda670

  22 Nov 15, 20:40

  Marriage is not valid.

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  23 Nov 15, 09:50

  

  Hokay