Overweight prisoner gets stuck in wall during escape

• NeverSayGoodBye

  13 Dec 12, 21:11

  Firefighters had to free 16-stone Rafael Valadao when his belly stopped him making his break for freedom

  

  An overweight inmate’s attempts to escape jail ended in humiliation - when he got stuck in a hole he helped smash in his cell wall.

  Firefighters had to free 16-stone Rafael Valadao when his belly stopped him making his break for freedom.

  Prison guards compounded his embarrassment by standing round laughing as the operation to release him swung into action.

  Authorities were last night hunting for a thinner cell-mate who managed to escape first.

  Two other inmates waiting behind Rafael also saw their hopes of freedom thwarted by the unexpected hitch in their escape bid.

  The four hatched their escape plan at a jail in Ceres in the central Brazilian state of Goias.

  Firefighters stepped in around 2am on Tuesday after the two inmates waiting their turn behind Rafael failed in various attempts to push him through the hole they had made with a metal bar.

  He was later taken to hospital under police protection with a suspected broken rib.

  A police spokesman said: “He was screaming with pain when help arrived.

  “He seemed to have underestimated the size of his stomach.”

  

• I.imba

  14 Dec 12, 23:48

  Facepalm max...

• charlize

  14 Dec 12, 23:50

  Why is this wonderful?

• laurence82

  14 Dec 12, 23:53

  Times are bad

• NeverSayGoodBye

  17 Dec 12, 21:41

  Originally posted by charlize:

  Why is this wonderful?

  Stay healthy, Stay trim and cut down on junk food! In case you got thrown inside prison one  fine day and planning to escape, you weren't end up like this botak 

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  18 Dec 12, 10:12

  He sabo-ed the other 2 becoz he tio stuck...

  he shld be the last one to leave

• Tcsaaa

  18 Dec 12, 10:16

  prison food so nice to eat?

• NeverSayGoodBye

  18 Dec 12, 21:44

  Originally posted by Tcsaaa:

  prison food so nice to eat?

  .....should be nice, or else why is it always crowded? 

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  19 Dec 12, 09:52

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  .....should be nice, or else why is it always crowded? 

  
  but if the food is soooo nice, why would he wanna excape in the first place???

  

• NeverSayGoodBye

  19 Dec 12, 22:58

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  
  but if the food is soooo nice, why would he wanna excape in the first place???

  

  .....he wanna recommend his friends outside to know about the food so they can go in and enjoy too. He is trying to be unselfish, got good food must share mah. 

• MagnesiumOxide

  19 Dec 12, 23:48

  What a day for him.. Hahaha!! :D

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  20 Dec 12, 10:13

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  .....he wanna recommend his friends outside to know about the food so they can go in and enjoy too. He is trying to be unselfish, got good food must share mah. 

  
  Ahhh ic...

   

   

  Meanwhile why u nose getting longer?

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  20 Dec 12, 10:14

  I feel like making a caption...

   

  "My Cellmate farted. I decided to ram through the walls"

• NeverSayGoodBye

  20 Dec 12, 21:53

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  I feel like making a caption...

   

  "My Cellmate farted. I decided to ram through the walls"

  Nice try! 

  Howabout another one?

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  21 Dec 12, 09:17

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  Nice try! 

  Howabout another one?

  
  "Ken and Ryu was sparring in the Prison Map. I got hit by a stray Hadoken"

• NeverSayGoodBye

  21 Dec 12, 21:43

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  
  "Ken and Ryu was sparring in the Prison Map. I got hit by a stray Hadoken"

  Welcome to prison, and have a nice stay...