A young man asked God how long a million years was to him.
God said, "A million years to you is like a single second to me."
The young man asked God what a million dollars was to him.
God replied, "A million dollars to you is like a single penny to me."
The young man said, ''Could I have one of your pennies?"
God smiled and said, 'Certainly, just a second."
nice one.