North Korea Touts Mind-Expanding Liquid Brain Juice
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The government of North Korea claims it has fashioned a mind-expanding, liquid brain juice dubbed the ‘Super Drink’ that can supposedly multiply brain hells and halt skin aging.
Leave it to the world’s most bizarre and out-of-date regime to produce an anti-oxidation drink that, according to the secretive Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), “protects skin from wrinkles and black spots, and prevents such geriatric diseases as cerebral haemorrhage [sic], myocardium and brain infarction by removing acid effete matters in time.”
The Telegraph reports that the mixture contains 60 types of “microelements” extracted from over 30 species of plants. The combination evidently helps improve mental acuity and retention by “multiplying brain cells.” How exactly the juice does this is unclear. Moreover, the KCNA has yet to release the drink’s name or announce its official arrival date on store shelves.
They did however claim that the juice was well received by Chinese, German and other businessmen at a trade fair in Pyongyang last month. Plus they quoted company manager, Jong Song Ho, who testified that the juice “proved efficacious among workers of such industrial establishments as thermal power station and smeltery and at medical institutions.”
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That looks like pee... probably smells like pee too... and taste like pee... hey! actually it IS pee!
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It'll turn you into mindless flesh eating zombies.
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Who knows it will be more popular than Koi Bubble Tea!
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hmmm ...halt skin aging.....does that mean lky would buy crates of it n drink it like red bull?????the germans have bought it so it must really work,,,,
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who cares abt mind expanding drink when they dun even have enough to eat??
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maybe it's the Dear Lea-duh's piss?
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.....anything that churned out from north korea better be careful, it might contain mg of nuclear preservative!
