Just now I met a guy who is an expert in wing chun.
He very hao lian even dare to say that no girls can defeat him so I challenge him to a fight lor. But he doesn't know that I am a black belt in takewando
I lauch a suprise attack on him when he am not ready yet. I jumped on him with my 2 legs on his head and than use my legs to push him to the ground. Than i say "See. Just 1 stroke only I bring you down on the floor liao"
So he grab my 2 legs and twist them real hard until i cry in pain. Than he use his wing chun and punch my smelly pussy. He also use his wing chun to punch my 2 beast more than 50 times in less than 30 seconds until my 2 nei nei very swollen.
Next he pull down my pants and panties and stuff my black belt into my smelly pussy.
He say to me "Takewando people are dong ya bing fu"
I not happy that i lose/lost to him and say want to ask my teacher to fight with him sia. He told me that he welcome me to ask anybody to come and challenge him and he will whack whoever dare to challenge him until the person end up in hospital
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Song Bo???
eh..
spoof lah
pillow fight sure lose one..
in the end, all the cotton will start flying out from the pillow..
Originally posted by QX179R:pillow fight sure lose one..
in the end, all the cotton will start flying out from the pillow..
sunday got nothing to do??
nice
another version
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Originally posted by MyPillowTalks:Just now I met a guy who is an expert in wing chun.
He very hao lian even dare to say that no girls can defeat him so I challenge him to a fight lor. But he doesn't know that I am a black belt in takewando
I lauch a suprise attack on him when he am not ready yet. I jumped on him with my 2 legs on his head and than use my legs to push him to the ground. Than i say "See. Just 1 stroke only I bring you down on the floor liao"
So he grab my 2 legs and twist them real hard until i cry in pain. Than he use his wing chun and punch my smelly pussy. He also use his wing chun to punch my 2 beast more than 50 times in less than 30 seconds until my 2 nei nei very swollen.
Next he pull down my pants and panties and stuff my black belt into my smelly pussy.
He say to me "Takewando people are dong ya bing fu"
I not happy that i lose/lost to him and say want to ask my teacher to fight with him sia. He told me that he welcome me to ask anybody to come and challenge him and he will whack whoever dare to challenge him until the person end up in hospital
you forgot to correct "takewando" lol...
is it in yr dream ...???
i dreamed that i fight with bruce lee
yest..
Knn he so fast that i fainted sia