Sports and Business
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SPORTS AND BUSINESS: AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3 The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4 The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5 The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6 The sport of choice for professionals, corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION: The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls get. -
did your balls get smaller?
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No they are still the size of dumplings.
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so u didnt climb up the corporate structure?
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No. I am allergic to coffee.
Doing my masters at NUS now. overworked, underpaid, no money no honey.
No meaning de, for what?
UNDERACHIEVEMENT: THE TALLEST BLADE OF GRASS IS THE FIRST TO BE CUT BY THE LAWN-MOWER.
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Originally posted by unclerexy:
No. I am allergic to coffee.
Doing my masters at NUS now. overworked, underpaid, no money no honey.
No meaning de, for what?
masters in crapology?
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Originally posted by unclerexy:
No. I am allergic to coffee.
Doing my masters at NUS now. overworked, underpaid, no money no honey.
No meaning de, for what?
tallest grass get spotted first provided u can weather the storm.
overworked, underpaid, no money, no meaning but doing masters? wanting to be the tallest grass yet staying out of competition - contradicting isnt it?
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Your highness...
What do you need from me. Victory, you can have it. Honour, it is already yours.
No, not the bloody remote control. It is mine.
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I do not get it. If you put language in a certain format, you get thing s such as higher, lower, bigger and smaller. Yet fundamentally, what is higher than highest? Just as what is poorer than poorest? Like my avatar shows, everything fundamentally runs around in circles. Hence, the rat race. You, puny hamster, looks upon another individual and get jealous that he is higher, yet in another scenario, you, the same puny hamster, looks at the world with disdain and dreams that one day the world will listen to you. What is inexpressible, which no profanity can even capture, is a certain angst that even a Masters student will reveal to you that:
"BOSS, I DUNNO".
As if something went bizarrely wrong, my ex-boss came and reassured me, dude, it is perfectly alright to not know what you not know. Well, find out then!
What is good on TV today?
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the greatest inventions were the wheel and zero
well, you will be taking over his job if you strt to noe.
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You got me twisted.
smile just one smile... =)
then stick up the middle finger.
now just kidding.
sigh... dunno why
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quick quick! trick question! did ur mother give birth to u or u give birth to ur mother!
NO!!! Don't tell me! I don't want to know! I don't want her job!
It's painful!
Dang, my mother is so proud of you son.
Hang on, does that make me your father, or does this make your mother my wife? Oh shoot! I have no idea! I dunno! Somebody... wake me up from this dream, I'm crying and it's only morning!
I have been where you gone, and there is nothing fun about it at all.