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[Jokes] Scissors Paper Rock

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  19 May 10, 14:07

  something I found on the net:

  "I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there’s no f**king way paper can beat rock. paper is supposed to magically “wrap around” rock, leaving it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in about 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say “Oh shit, I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole."

  

• sand king

  19 May 10, 19:10

  nice one!

• dangerboi

  19 May 10, 19:24

     

• Kawac151

  20 May 10, 10:11

  

• Drakonaut

  22 May 10, 14:11

  LOL!

• x4dish

  10 Jul 10, 20:45

  hahaha that was rubbish but it made me laugh

• BlueBlack Pie

  10 Jul 10, 20:50

  that was lame la!

• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  11 Jul 10, 16:47

  

• maskedangel

  11 Jul 10, 17:02

  Lol