Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He
watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up
and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes,
Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied,
"Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are
healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny, looking worried, said,
"Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .."
LOL