Beng and Ah Seow are on the beach, trying their best to impress the
chio bu.
Beng: "I'm not having much luck with the women here, Ah Seow."
Ah Seow: "Try putting a big banana down in your swimming trunks. The pretty ah lians
will love that."
<three or four hours later>
Beng: "Nabei Ah Seow, you see nang tao.... I tried that banana trick you told me about and more and more girls all siam when I get near."
Ah Seow (Looking him over): "Beng you stupid fark... try putting it down the FRONT of your trunks."
LOL.
LOL!
LOL!