Confucius say
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money..
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Person who deletes this has no humor!!!
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Good man dies young, if you have to be good, why live long?
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not funny
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"Boy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period gets caught redhanded."
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lol. some nice some aren't that interesting.
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"Girl meets boy in park, boy parks meat in girl"
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"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money"
Should be
"Man who eat many prunes sits on toilet many moons" -
:P
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not funny
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moi no humour, so can delete?
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No understand baseball - How can man with 4 balls walk?
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Me no understand American football - why so much fuss over 25 cents?
"Get that quarter-back!" "Get that quarter-back?"
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"Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger."
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"definition of smart: know means know, dunno means dunno"
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Man who walk sideways between closing doors at Airport is bound to bangkok.
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Originally posted by Uraniumfish:
“Girl meets boy in park, boy parks meat in girl”