Sister Sister Logical Sister Mathematical

• greengoblin

  8 Jul 09, 15:09

  There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister
  Mathematical (SM)
  and
  the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is
  getting
  dark and they are walking down a dark road, still far
  away from the
  convent.
  
  
  
  SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us
  for the past
  thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he
  wants.
  
  
  
  SL: Its logical. He wants to rape us.
  
  
  
  SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15
  minutes at the most.
  What
  can we do?
  
  
  
  SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk
  faster.
  
  
  
  SM: It's not working.
  
  
  
  SL: Of course it is not working. The man did the only
  logical thing.
  He
  started to walk faster too.
  
  
  
  SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach
  us in one minute.
  
  
  
  SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go
  that way and
  I'll go
  this way. He cannot follow us both.
  
  So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
  
  
  
  Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
  worried what has
  happened
  to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.
  
  
  
  SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me
  what happened!
  
  
  
  SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't
  follow us both,
  so he
  followed me.
  
  
  
  SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
  
  
  
  SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
  as fast as I
  could
  and he started to run as fast as he could.
  
  
  
  SM: And?
  
  
  
  SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
  
  
  
  SM: What did you do?
  
  
  
  SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress
  up.
  
  SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
  
  SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his
  pants.
  
  SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
  
  SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress
  up can run faster
  than
  a man with his pants down....
  
  (And those of you who thought it would be dirty,
  pray for your
  souls)

• Q.C.Pak

  8 Jul 09, 15:19

  

• omgukilledkenny

  8 Jul 09, 16:38

  

• yiha093

  8 Jul 09, 16:56

  ass... LOL

• eagle

  8 Jul 09, 17:13

  posted before

   

  But very very nice joke! That I have to read again

  

• jayh272416

  8 Jul 09, 19:15

  LOL
• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  8 Jul 09, 19:28

  

• trendz

  8 Jul 09, 19:41

  lol.
• tr@nsp0rt_F3V3R

  8 Jul 09, 19:44

  get no balls..

• Forbiddensinner

  8 Jul 09, 20:26

  Originally posted by tr@nsp0rt_F3V3R:

  get no balls..

  When the sister pulled up her dress, the man proceeded to pull down his pants to attempt to rape her.

  But unknowingly to him, the sister pulled up her dress so that she could run away faster. The man, who now has his pants down, couldn't run faster than her, and thus let her got away.

• cyberr1981

  8 Jul 09, 20:45

  siao nuns.... :lol:
• dinky1409

  8 Jul 09, 22:18

  awesome smart nun!

• Alpha9

  10 Jul 09, 15:23

  Logical thinking nun. :)

• lianamaster

  12 Jul 09, 20:43

  

• Chew Bakar

  14 Jul 09, 00:33

  Mmmmmmmmmmm........let me get the logic right.

  How high up did the nun lift her skirt to get the man's pants down?

  

  

  

   

   

• AEW5001

  14 Jul 09, 13:58

  logic fail.

  

• TIB1234T

  14 Jul 09, 21:51

  

• ahjack 77

  15 Jul 09, 00:38

   haha.