Heaven or Hell
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One Day Bill Gate Died.
So he was bring to a place neither heaven or hell by a St Peter.
The Place is Hi-tech, with mirrors all over , and speakers, air conditioned, cosy sofa. everything is black and white.
He rested on the sofa and a voice come out from the ceiling P.A speaker.
The voice said : Bill, you are a great man, you created windows series and make the world a wonderful place. you deserved to go to heaven, but your also did alot of bad things, like making window to make people suffer, so you deserved to go to hell. so i will let your choose where your want to go.
Bill: Who R u?
The voice say: I M God
Bill says: Oh great, but how's heaven look like, i have never went there before. I want to have a look first and compare it to my house. You know, i'm a multi billionair.......
God: Damn you, shut your arrogant. there's 2 monitor at the end of the room, left is showing heaven and right is showing hell... after you decided, take the lift in the middle of the 2 monitors, the arrow pointing up is to heaven, down to hell..
Without waiting for the god to finish his speech, Bill Run over to the left monitor,
he saw lots of angel singing songs, they look peacful. and everyone look dull but joyeous.
Bill thinks: Hey I'll be bored to death if I will have to sing that god damn it song for eternity.
so he rush to the right monitor. Guess what's inside.
Bill Saw : One macho man with Super Big long stick and several busty, sexy, erotic young pretty babe doing blow job for him, one suck after the another..... and after that, he got to screw all the girls...........
Wow I can enjoy it forever.... Gooshhh...
He run to the lift and pressed down...
One week have passed, GOD was wondering how's Bill doing in hell so he went there and have a look.
GOD saw Bill was tied up by satanic demons and they are using wip to hit him. Bill is shouting in Pain.GOD: "How are you BILL".
BILL: BAD, I M IN PAIN.
GOD: Why, I though u have see what's hell's about before you make your decision.
BILL : DAMN YOU ! IT wasn't what's showing in the monitor, you are lair..
Puzzled, god when back to the waiting zone and have a look at the monitor.
Then God Shouted : ST PETER. How many time DID I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH PORNS with this 2 MONITORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Fire Cracker:
One Day Bill Gate Died.
So he was bring to a place neither heaven or hell by a St Peter.
The Place is Hi-tech, with mirrors all over , and speakers, air conditioned, cosy sofa. everything is black and white.
He rested on the sofa and a voice come out from the ceiling P.A speaker.
The voice said : Bill, you are a great man, you created windows series and make the world a wonderful place. you deserved to go to heaven, but your also did alot of bad things, like making window to make people suffer, so you deserved to go to hell. so i will let your choose where your want to go.
Bill: Who R u?
The voice say: I M God
Bill says: Oh great, but how's heaven look like, i have never went there before. I want to have a look first and compare it to my house. You know, i'm a multi billionair.......
God: Damn you, shut your arrogant. there's 2 monitor at the end of the room, left is showing heaven and right is showing hell... after you decided, take the lift in the middle of the 2 monitors, the arrow pointing up is to heaven, down to hell..
Without waiting for the god to finish his speech, Bill Run over to the left monitor,
he saw lots of angel singing songs, they look peacful. and everyone look dull but joyeous.
Bill thinks: Hey I'll be bored to death if I will have to sing that god damn it song for eternity.
so he rush to the right monitor. Guess what's inside.
Bill Saw : One macho man with Super Big long stick and several busty, sexy, erotic young pretty babe doing blow job for him, one suck after the another..... and after that, he got to screw all the girls...........
Wow I can enjoy it forever.... Gooshhh...
He run to the lift and pressed down...
One week have passed, GOD was wondering how's Bill doing in hell so he went there and have a look.
GOD saw Bill was tied up by satanic demons and they are using wip to hit him. Bill is shouting in Pain.GOD: "How are you BILL".
BILL: BAD, I M IN PAIN.
GOD: Why, I though u have see what's hell's about before you make your decision.
BILL : DAMN YOU ! IT wasn't what's showing in the monitor, you are lair..
Puzzled, god when back to the waiting zone and have a look at the monitor.
Then God Shouted : ST PETER. How many time DID I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH PORNS with this 2 MONITORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still remember another version where God did this on purpose, as the final Windows products are always not as good as those in the Windows advertisements.
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xD
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Not bad. :)
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not funny
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Originally posted by Fire Cracker:
One Day Bill Gate Died.
So he was bring to a place neither heaven or hell by a St Peter.
The Place is Hi-tech, with mirrors all over , and speakers, air conditioned, cosy sofa. everything is black and white.
He rested on the sofa and a voice come out from the ceiling P.A speaker.
The voice said : Bill, you are a great man, you created windows series and make the world a wonderful place. you deserved to go to heaven, but your also did alot of bad things, like making window to make people suffer, so you deserved to go to hell. so i will let your choose where your want to go.
Bill: Who R u?
The voice say: I M God
Bill says: Oh great, but how's heaven look like, i have never went there before. I want to have a look first and compare it to my house. You know, i'm a multi billionair.......
God: Damn you, shut your arrogant. there's 2 monitor at the end of the room, left is showing heaven and right is showing hell... after you decided, take the lift in the middle of the 2 monitors, the arrow pointing up is to heaven, down to hell..
Without waiting for the god to finish his speech, Bill Run over to the left monitor,
he saw lots of angel singing songs, they look peacful. and everyone look dull but joyeous.
Bill thinks: Hey I'll be bored to death if I will have to sing that god damn it song for eternity.
so he rush to the right monitor. Guess what's inside.
Bill Saw : One macho man with Super Big long stick and several busty, sexy, erotic young pretty babe doing blow job for him, one suck after the another..... and after that, he got to screw all the girls...........
Wow I can enjoy it forever.... Gooshhh...
He run to the lift and pressed down...
One week have passed, GOD was wondering how's Bill doing in hell so he went there and have a look.
GOD saw Bill was tied up by satanic demons and they are using wip to hit him. Bill is shouting in Pain.GOD: "How are you BILL".
BILL: BAD, I M IN PAIN.
GOD: Why, I though u have see what's hell's about before you make your decision.
BILL : DAMN YOU ! IT wasn't what's showing in the monitor, you are lair..
Puzzled, god when back to the waiting zone and have a look at the monitor.
Then God Shouted : ST PETER. How many time DID I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH PORNS with this 2 MONITORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a not bad joke. but the funny part not empathise. but nice one =D -
porn even in hell.
