Governor Hinose & headman Pusiboo
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General Eisenhower was going to visit his troops in Rwanda. Governor Hinose wanted all the native women to stand by the dirt road, cheer and wave to welcome Eishenhower as he drove by in his jeep.
The only problem was that the native women never wore any clothes other than necklace of beads and sometimes little thong belt. That would never do. So Hinose called the headman of the tribe, Pusiboo, and told him the predicament.
"No worry", said Pusiboo. If Hinose could provide several dozen skirts and blouses, Pusiboo would see to it that the women dressed them for this one-time special event. And these clothes, Hinose managed to acquire from the misssionaries.
However, on the day of the great parade, just minutes before Eisenhower was to drive down the road in his jeep, it was discovered that while all native women dutifully wore the skirts, they did not like the blouses and had left them at home. So all the native women were lined up on both sides of the road, skirted but bare-breasted, with not another stitch on and no underwear at all.
When Hinose heard this, he angrily summoned Pusiboo, who assured Hinose that the headwoman had conferred with Pusiboo, and assured him that the women had agreed on a plan to cover their breasts when the general drove by.
"Äre you sure?," yelled Hinose.
"I am very, very sure," said Pusiboo.
Just then, General Eisenhower's jeep came chugging by and bare-breasted woman after bare-breasted woman, gracefully lifted up the front of her full skirt and covered her face with it.
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LOL!
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HAHAHAHA.
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