Originally posted by charlize:After reading this, I deduce the joke has something to do with the thread title.
His failure in english is more funny then the "joke" itself.
The Life Guard Was excited when he heard the Sexy Busty Babe's Request for sex.
He Carried her on his arms and they moved to the life guard's personal cabinet.
He slowly put her on the bed. She Demanded he should have condom.
Life Guard: Oh My Cock's so thick and long, normal condom size don't work for me, and I'm all out of my own tailored condom. ...
To Be continued
wtf is a recuse
Sexy Busty Babe then saw a Big Big banana and decided to make a makeshift condom for her savior.
So she chopped the banana at the top and eat it to leave only the banana skin.
*Suck Suck Nyum Nyum...*
The Life guard then tried putting on this makeshift fruity condom, which split open as soon as his Cock was inserted inside.
To Be continued
Till then, after they had their "fun", they both were caught by the police and was jailed for 8Years.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~The End~~~~~~~~~~~~~
fail.
i strongly suggest we should lock this
STORY OVER, Case Close.
fail.