recuse me please
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there's a life guard with extreme long dick when it got erected. the cock once erected, will be hard for 6 hours or more.
he is very horny man who get erected easily when see pretty babe.but he have his way. he will put a book on top of his erected cock when he is on his life guard duty, so people won't see his erection.
on day he didn't bring any books around. and he was on duty. 2 busty blonde went pass him. he become have body reaction. he start to get bigger.
he is in panic. he went blanked as her worried what happened when every one see his super long hard cock...........
just at this time. a lady was screaming help. she have a cramp in the middle of the big pool.
he got shaken out by the screams ."GOOD CHANCE" he immediately reacted and jump into the pool.he swim toward the lady with his hard cock still firmly erected.
he hugged onto the lady and is trying to swim to the land. the lady, is also a busty sexy babe. hugging onto the lady make the guy even harder and hornier.
the lady rested her arms around the life guard shoulders as he swim to safety. suddenly she feel something is poking her, and she asked." what's that "
"oh it's my hot cock, it reacts to your sexy figure when i see you."
"you can't go up like that" she said
"oh my cock will stand for 6 hours or more, replied the life guard"
feeling embrassed and yet grateful that the guard saved her. she agreed to help him . she will let him carry her on his arms so as to cover the erected cock.
with the cock touching the lady's back when he's carrying her, she began to feel hot and horny too.
so she said " I will do it with you as to repay your greatness in saving me"
to be continued............
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what next?
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we're waiting.. -
fail .
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at those who got horny reading this.
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wtf is this not funny
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Real meh...Looks like a joke haha
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thats not funny!! thats hot!
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She might bite it off and turn it into sausage
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story is not funny... it should be moved to tok cock section... lol...
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wow.
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wah
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shadup lah, u prick.
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I am typing not talking
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ok, prick!
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chow ah lian
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The replies are more funny than the joke
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ts.... u like burger king?? come i blanja u french fries
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Camping for more...
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Haha, he sex maniac
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the bricking is funnier the the joke :P
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Why so long?
The joke I mean.
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After reading this, I deduce the joke has something to do with the thread title.
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shall we lock this thread?
we nt interested to knw liao.
den he wan say oso canot le.