A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical
joke their best friend on his wedding night.
"I'll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he's making
love," says the carpenter.
"I'll hot wire his mattress so they'll feel immense heat while making
love," says the electrician.
"Those are good ideas," says the dentist. "But my contribution's going
to be a real surprise."
The next day the new husband comes to the diner to meet his friends. He
says "I congratulate you guys for making the bed heat up and collapse,
but I'm gonna kill whichever one of you put novocaine in the massage
oil!"
Psst! For those not in the know... novocaine is an anaesthetic. You cannot feel a thing! ;)
LOL
don't get it. the husband put masage oil on his dick or what?
Most probably the couple end up feeling as if nothing is being done... and most probably... the husband cannot get it up...
LOL.