Deserted Island
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A lil joke . Enjoy.
One day , there were 3 men stranded on a deserted island. They walked into the bushes and saw nothing. Suddenly , 3 huge man-eating natives came up to them. Which happens to be english educated.
One of them said : " YES ! Its been quite long since i've eaten humans !
The other added : " Lets have a little fun first. IF you do not follow as i say , we'll eat you understood ?! "
The 3 poor men have no choice but to oblige.
One native said : " K here's the game , you must bring back 10 fruits of each kind and come back seperately "
The first one then came back with prunes ! The natives told him to stuff all of them up his arse without making a single noise.
However , after stuffing the 4th prune , he let out a squeak. And he was sent to heaven.
The second came back with grapes ! ( Grapes are relatively small , so its possible to do it ) He kept putting them up in his arse with ease till the 9th grape. He let out a laugh. And he was sent to heaven as well.
The first one asked the second man why he laughed and that he could actually survive!
The second one replied : " Oh , i saw the 3rd one coming back with durians!!
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Durians
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well, they'll be reunited soon :)