Mr Tan calls his old friend, Mr Lim at 8pm one night...
Mr Tan : Hello!!
Mr Lim : Hi, you long time never call me liao...
Mr Tan : ya, how's life?
Mr Lim : okay la, but sometimes hor, when i go toilet at night, the lights will auto on one leh. and very nice leh the smell in the toilet.
Mr Tan is a afraid that his friend has gone senile.
Mr Lim : I go toilet a while u wait.
Mr Tan : okay.
Suddenly, Mr Tan heard his friend's daughter shouting :
Ah Pa is peeing in the refrigerator again!!!
=.=