Blonde air travel
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks: "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute..."
"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
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lolx 1min
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wtf o.O
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LOL.... wtf...
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dumb blondes
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read before but still funny!
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A beautiful blonde boarded a Frisco - New York flight.
Although hers is an economy ticket, she saw an empty seat in first class and decided to seat there. The stewardess came around and told to her to return to the economy compartment.
Her response: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm not moving"
The stewardess got a steward to try to explain to the blonde and persuade her to return to her economy seat. Again she responded with the same answer and refused to budge.
The pilot was summoned. He went up to the blonde and whispered into her ears. Almost immediately, the blonde got up and returned to her seat in the economy section.
The steward & stewardess were amazed and asked the pilot what he had told the blonde.
He said: "I just told her that the first class compartment was not going to New York"
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Originally posted by Darkknighthuang:
A beautiful blonde boarded a Frisco - New York flight.
Although hers is an economy ticket, she saw an empty seat in first class and decided to seat there. The stewardess came around and told to her to return to the economy compartment.
Her response: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm not moving"
The stewardess got a steward to try to explain to the blonde and persuade her to return to her economy seat. Again she responded with the same answer and refused to budge.
The pilot was summoned. He went up to the blonde and whispered into her ears. Almost immediately, the blonde got up and returned to her seat in the economy section.
The steward & stewardess were amazed and asked the pilot what he had told the blonde.
He said: "I just told her that the first class compartment was not going to New York"
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Originally posted by Darkknighthuang:
A beautiful blonde boarded a Frisco - New York flight.
Although hers is an economy ticket, she saw an empty seat in first class and decided to seat there. The stewardess came around and told to her to return to the economy compartment.
Her response: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm not moving"
The stewardess got a steward to try to explain to the blonde and persuade her to return to her economy seat. Again she responded with the same answer and refused to budge.
The pilot was summoned. He went up to the blonde and whispered into her ears. Almost immediately, the blonde got up and returned to her seat in the economy section.
The steward & stewardess were amazed and asked the pilot what he had told the blonde.
He said: "I just told her that the first class compartment was not going to New York"
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Originally posted by Darkknighthuang:
A beautiful blonde boarded a Frisco - New York flight.
Although hers is an economy ticket, she saw an empty seat in first class and decided to seat there. The stewardess came around and told to her to return to the economy compartment.
Her response: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm not moving"
The stewardess got a steward to try to explain to the blonde and persuade her to return to her economy seat. Again she responded with the same answer and refused to budge.
The pilot was summoned. He went up to the blonde and whispered into her ears. Almost immediately, the blonde got up and returned to her seat in the economy section.
The steward & stewardess were amazed and asked the pilot what he had told the blonde.
He said: "I just told her that the first class compartment was not going to New York"
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Haaaa, good one!
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ahahahah
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