A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone
that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best friend takes him
aside and asks what is wrong. "Well," replied the man "when we had
finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the
toilet without thinking properly I gave her $100"
"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm
sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to
be a virgin all these years!"
The groom nodded sadly and said, "I don't know if I can get over this
though. She gave me $20 change!"
Lolx a whore. at last time
oh dude. pwned by wife.
Maybe 1 day the husband will call for chicken and the chicken who come and serve him happen to be his wife