Racehorses
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Some race horses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to
boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of
them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"
"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says
another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a Greyhound dog has been sitting
there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the Greyhound, "but in
my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"
The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed
silence. "A talking dog." -
Originally posted by PassiveIncome1:
Some race horses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to
boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of
them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"
"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says
another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a Greyhound dog has been sitting
there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the Greyhound, "but in
my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"
The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed
silence. "A talking dog."lolx
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