No Speak English
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A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked
like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking? Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
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k u win
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poor canadians. LOL.
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good one but you forgot to mention about the time she wanted to buy a piece of chicken's ass. -
lol! good one!
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haha. good joke sia. lol. i kena tricked xD
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lame..
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+1
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Wait wait wait
how did she tell her husband about the sausage??
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Originally posted by MyPillowTalks:
Wait wait wait
how did she tell her husband about the sausage??
eh the joke mentioned that she managed to communicate with her husband.. that means her husband can understand her.. -
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perfect
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lol.
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cute.
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nice one