What we learnt from the movies

• tinuviel07

  11 Jun 09, 13:40

  -- It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.

  -- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

  -- If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

  -- Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

  -- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts

  -- your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

  -- After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking.-

  - No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

  -- Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.
• FireIce

  11 Jun 09, 13:44

  still got a lot more leh.... .
  
  been around the net for many many years liao.......

• Hanagata

  11 Jun 09, 13:45

  movie and real life is two different thing

• FireIce

  11 Jun 09, 13:47

  Originally posted by Hanagata:

  movie and real life is two different thing

  genius statement!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Kyutake

  11 Jun 09, 17:24

  - its possible to fight a war with machines and you can punch them so hurt them because they are made from metal

  -Magic is science that cannot be explained.

  -Animals actually talked english.

  -most people around you are actually good looking.

  -you can fly with a cape and have a armoured body with super strength if you wear your underwear outside and if it is red. Different colour different power.

  -Bats can see but can't turn theirs heads like batman. And all bats drive a batmobile that comes with a motorbike.

  -All superheroes are rich bachelors or bacholorettes.

  -All mafias have a super power assasin.

  - V is the new T for terrorism.

• trendz

  11 Jun 09, 18:40

  lol.
• jayh272416

  11 Jun 09, 19:11

  hahha
• theyj

  11 Jun 09, 22:30

  rofl..

• lianamaster

  12 Jun 09, 00:39

  What a link between reel and real life...

• Kyutake

  12 Jun 09, 01:14

  - your are still a virgin untill your 40 years old.

  - Cars and Vehicles can transform into your newests toys

  - Cops can solve all crimes.

  - All heist are planned by a very smart genius

  - Clowns like the joker have scars and love bazookas

  - If you are a villian your a madman.

  - terminators are actually very stupid robots.

  - All my gf's are hot hot HOT~

  - There is no such thing as A cups.

  - Where ever you go its always C cup up.

  - Petrol is free

  - I live in a big nice house on beverly hills

  - chi huas huas are the best dogs in the world.

  - i act all fake because i know someone is filming my life right now.

• cyberr1981

  13 Jun 09, 08:34

  - if I get bitten by a spider, I don't get fatally injured. Instead I get great super powers. :lol: