Fuck My Life
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Funny real life stories from fmylife.com LMAO! :DD
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Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I’m still waiting for my first time.
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Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish.
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Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, “Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things.”
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Catch No Balls?
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hahaha FML roxxx damn funny hahas..
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Originally posted by Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1):
Catch No Balls?
or is about life?It is about the irony in life.
The first one is about a guy who plan to lose his virginity during his 18th birthday. But he did not manage to find a gf even till now, which is 5 years from his 18th birthday, so he ended up still being a virgin. Hence, he is still waiting to lose his virginity.
The second one is about a guy who got stung by a jellyfish, and his friend helped him out by peeing on his wound to lessen the effects. The guy went back into the sea to wash off the pee, only to be stung by another jellyfish again. Now he will have to ask his friend or someone else to pee on him again.
The third one is about a guy who dyed his hair blue. A girl who walked past him asked her dad about his blue hair, and her dad told her that:
1) Dying the hair blue is a stupid thing
2) The guy dyed his hair blue because he toke drugs.
The irony here is that he probably did not take drugs at all.
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O i know le ty ty
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someone just introed me to "FML" last week..
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Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:
someone just introed me to "FML" last week..
FML so funny sia!! I'm hooked :DD
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for me its about ms. shells waiting to be divirginized... i can fix that...
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Originally posted by Josh16:
for me its about ms. shells waiting to be divirginized... i can fix that...
Don't bother, she got a steady bf already.
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Glad to know another S'porean who loves this site!!! I am literally hooked to the site!!
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The second one happened in friends!
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I dont mind, i'm not a jealous type hahaha
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lol
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Originally posted by Forbiddensinner:
Don't bother, she got a steady bf already.
I'm married liao HAHAHA
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i got one.. but i should had posted this last friday..
Today, I went to my car to send my mom to work and saw a parking fine. 30 bucks. It was because I don't have season parking for this month. I tried to apply for it yesterday on AXS machine. It says slot is full. FML. -
isnt that link ur blog... loooool
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Originally posted by Ms.shells:
I'm married liao HAHAHA
Like I said, I dont mind, I'm not a jealous type...