Mathematics in Humuor
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idk if this was posted before, but anyway. enjoy.
ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. -
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last one comes from reader's digest
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ltr ur aunt slap u in the face
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Originally posted by Hallaboy:
idk if this was posted before, but anyway. enjoy.
ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.Should have study mathematics also lah.
Please help to fill in the blank.
STUDY MATHEMATICS
Smart Student + Smart Teacher = __________
Smart Student + Dumb Teacher = __________
Dumb Student + Smart Teacher = __________
Dumb Student + Dumb Teacher = __________
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Originally posted by Lee012lee:
Should have study mathematics also lah.
Please help to fill in the blank.
STUDY MATHEMATICS
Smart Student + Smart Teacher = __________
Smart Student + Dumb Teacher = __________
Dumb Student + Smart Teacher = __________
Dumb Student + Dumb Teacher = __________
Smart Student + Smart Teacher = good results
Smart Student + Dumb Teacher = good results
Dumb Student + Smart Teacher = lousy results
Dumb Student + Dumb Teacher = lousy results
Moral of the story, no matter how good the teacher is, it all depends on the student =X
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haha i like the shopping math (=
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LOLOL!