A Bear and a Rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says, " Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?". The rabbit says "no', so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
:D
Originally posted by swiftydonuts:A Bear and a Rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. The bears turns to the rabbit and says, " Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?". The rabbits says "no', so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
I will have given the bear a good wacking before jumping away and hiding back in my hole.
lolx good 1
posted before quite a number of times :(
Muahahahhahaha!!! :DD
Posted before and became my favourite joke..
But then i tell my friends the joke they give me -__- face..
PAWNED
eee pooor rabbit.
Originally posted by ChingAlvin:Posted before and became my favourite joke..
But then i tell my friends the joke they give me -__- face..
Yeah, I tried telling my frens face to face too but they just end up blinking at me. Guess one needs the MOJO to make a joke funny.
Originally posted by swiftydonuts:Yeah, I tried telling my frens face to face too but they just end up blinking at me. Guess one needs the MOJO to make a joke funny.
Well, a lot depends on the place and time you tell the joke, and the people you are telling the joke to.
If you are saying this joke when people are eating....
Double-posted.
Originally posted by Forbiddensinner:Well, a lot depends on the place and time you tell the joke, and the people you are telling the joke to.
If you are saying this joke when people are eating....
Person A: MMMMmmm, this BBQ meat tastes like...
Person B: ...shit in the woods.