Deeply Profound Thoughts Of Men

• GIB

  19 May 09, 19:56

  Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.

  Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months.'
  
  Earl continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, 'You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.'

• omgukilledkenny

  19 May 09, 20:03

  

• jayh272416

  19 May 09, 20:20

  LOL!

• Noahtay

  19 May 09, 20:22

  

• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  19 May 09, 21:56

  

• lianamaster

  19 May 09, 22:48

  

• jerjen7

  20 May 09, 18:20

  Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence

   

  Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!  

   

  When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

   

  I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

   

  Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

   

   I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

   

  I gave up my bachelor's degrees so that she can gain her masters

   

   

• maskedangel

  20 May 09, 20:18

  

• Tbee

  20 May 09, 21:49

  :)

• Q.C.Pak

  20 May 09, 21:55

  

• Kenashi

  20 May 09, 22:12

  

• trendz

  24 May 09, 15:24

  lol.
• ivan_wsd

  25 May 09, 16:24

  :D