Sign language the not so common.
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Would'nt it be nice of you had a husband or a wife who could understand your body language so well that you pretty much do not need to speak?
Here is one.
One day husband and wife were working on the house backyard and just nice the wife finish her job and decided to take a nice shower. So she went up to have it.
Husband continued working around till he realised he needed a rack but it was nowhere to be found.
So he shout up to his wife who was happily bathing. She heard someone calling her so she opened the window and looked down and saw the husband shouting but could not hear what he said so she cupped her ears as though she could not hear.
The husband stared and an idea came to him, he pointed to his eye then his knee and cup his chest like boobs.
The wife stared for a moment and realised what he meant so she return a reply by doing this. She point to her eye, grab her left breast, slap her backside and rub her pussy.
And the husband found his rack... know how?
Husband's sign- eye knee rack( i need rack) yes rack is another term for boobies.
Wife's sign- Eye left tit behind the bush ( i left it behind the bush) yes tit is another term for breast.
Now another term for communication breakdown.
A senior construction worker realized he needed a hack saw but could not find one.
So he looked down the elevator shaft to see if any one could spare him one.
He saw a younger member and he yelled down "HEY!"
The younger member looks up and did a sign that he could not hear him much.
So the senior did a hack saw action to indicate he need a hack saw.
The young member stared and then proceed to drop his pant and started to masturbate in front of the senior.
The senior got furious and went down to confront him.
"Young man i asked for a hack saw to be passed to me! What are you doing with your pants down and jacking off in ma face!?"
The young member was taken aback and he just said
"i did reply you, i told you im cumming.(coming)"
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wow..that's funny..
I can't stop laughing....
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oops..i just fell down laughing
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LOL
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LOLOLOL.
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nbz!!! im cumming? hahahahahhahahhhaahahhh
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im cumming part damn funny!!!!!!!!
if this shall be the sign language of it, its a blessing to all guys
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haha. i'm cumming!
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2nd one nice. LOL
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POSTED BEFORE BY cool-gal at http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/269373
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Originally posted by 3PLY Pure Pulp:
POSTED BEFORE BY cool-gal at http://sgforums.com/forums/2223/topics/269373
ya hor..but mine different version...