A woman walked into the elevator tossing her keys up in the air and
catching them.
After one too many tosses, she dropped the keys, and we
watched as they disappeared into the crack between the open doors and
the floor.
I felt terrible for her.
Or I did until she cried, "Oh no!
Not again!"
Hey I was that girl! Were you the one wearing olive green skinny jeans with 3 pockets and a zipper that gets stuck halfway? And your shirt was navy blue with bright orange stripes which goes diagonally down from the top left part to the bottom right part. Oh yes! When I was doing it, I noticed that you underwear had some white substances on it. Do you wash it?