God and his toilet bowl.

• Kyutake

  13 May 09, 16:46

  So God had a really nice pizza made from the finest dough and cheese from the heaven chefs and cows.

  Suddenly he let out a pooot so loud we call it thunder then the air friction of the fart led to lighting.

  So God when to the toilet while saying "jialat jialat, need to go toilet"

  So God went to the toilet and then he wee wee abit, and that we call heavy rain.

  So it started pouring and people tried to take cover then some complain ask why the rain so salty.

  So got led out another poooot and the thunder roared the skies.

  Finally God shat a nice pile

  People On earth looked up in the sky and saw a super huge rock flying down and then all siam screaming ASTEROID!

  Totally apocalypse.

  God finish his business then go back office and then saw the world destroyed.

  He calls in Jesus and asked

  "Son, what happen to Planet Earth?"

  Jesus stared at his father and said

  "Now thats some Holy Shit"

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• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  13 May 09, 16:48

  lolx

• jgho83

  13 May 09, 16:53

  

• jayh272416

  13 May 09, 20:48

  LOL
• caleb_chiang

  14 May 09, 01:25

  

• omgukilledkenny

  14 May 09, 01:26

  heh.

• lookslikegod

  14 May 09, 13:21

  scientifically, urine should not be salty.

   

  and no, i did not do those stuff u said i did. stop lying.

• eagle

  14 May 09, 13:36

  that was what wiped out the dinosaurs la

• theme_and_guess

  14 May 09, 17:10

  nice....

• lianamaster

  15 May 09, 09:38

  

• yourmotherrr

  15 May 09, 20:03

  scientifically, urine should not be salty.

   

  and no, i did not do those stuff u said i did. stop lying.

   

   

  How you know? Got taste one right.

• Q.C.Pak

  15 May 09, 20:08

  

• Only-Way-4-Destiny!

  17 May 09, 22:09

   LOL wtf