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Frustrated wife

• GIB

  12 May 09, 21:28

  This frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
  
  She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge suite opposite her husband.
  
  At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ……. enough times till her husband says……. 
  
  ”Are you wearing crotchless knickers?”
  
  “Y-e-s,” she answers with a seductive smile.
  
  “Thank Christ for that……. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the lounge suite.”

• bhkw

  12 May 09, 21:31

  haha .. i cant quite picture that ..

• jayh272416

  12 May 09, 22:56

  lol

• remote_controller

  12 May 09, 23:01

  i don't get it 

• Lancerlot

  13 May 09, 02:52

  time to go for a brazilian...lol

• sand king

  13 May 09, 07:54

  Dumbass husband haha!

• Bus&Soccer l0v3r (VO3x 1)

  13 May 09, 13:10

  ???

• lianamaster

  15 May 09, 09:33

  

• yourmotherrr

  15 May 09, 20:06

  OMFG.