How to do business
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Mr X : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"
Mr X: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."
Son: "Well, in that case... ok"
Next Mr X approaches Bill Gates.
MR X : "I have a husband for your daughter...."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Mr X: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... ok"
Finally Mr x goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Mr X : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Mr X: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case... ok"
And that my friend, is how to do business. -
LOL
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senior bakar, u oso use this method izit...
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Originally posted by Aang:
senior bakar, u oso use this method izit...
No, my father-in-law is a judge.
I took her in my bike and we had an accident.
"Papa, I'm hurt"
"Who did that?"
"My bf"
"Now that you have her damage, will you compensate?"
I no choice got stuck lor.
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lolx
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Originally posted by Chew Bakar:
Mr X : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!"
Mr X: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."
Son: "Well, in that case... ok"
Next Mr X approaches Bill Gates.
MR X : "I have a husband for your daughter...."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"
Mr X: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... ok"
Finally Mr x goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Mr X : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Mr X: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case... ok"
And that my friend, is how to do business.
Haha! That my friend, is indeed the way to go! Did you come up with this yourself? -
this is originality of a joke staring at you. goo laugh.
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nice
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