Being smart

• PassiveIncome1

  1 May 09, 21:59

  Dave had dated many girls, but he finally became attracted with Jessica as she was the only one who would not say yes to sex.  He wooed her and pursued her, but she would not give in and go to bed with him. Finally he proposed marriage and she accepted.

  On their wedding night, as they undressed in their honeymoon hotel, Dave
  said, "You know, Jessica, I never would have married you if you had gone to
  bed with me like all the other girls did."

  "Experience is the best teacher," Jessica said. "That's how I lost the
  last 487 guys."

   

   

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  1 May 09, 22:00

  Lolx 487

• brainerror

  1 May 09, 22:12

  oh my god.

• jayh272416

  1 May 09, 22:21

  Originally posted by Scania N113CRB l0v3r:

  Lolx 487

  LOL

  SBS487E :P

• yourmotherrr

  1 May 09, 23:29

  4870.

   

  Go take 4D.

• maskedangel

  4 May 09, 09:36

  OMFG i don get tis. . . . .

• lianamaster

  15 May 09, 09:14