That's life

• PassiveIncome1

  1 May 09, 21:42

  There was this artist who worked from a studio in his home. He
  specialized in nudes and had been working on what he thought would
  be a masterpiece for several months now.

  As usual, his model reported and, after exchanging the usual
  greetings and small talk, she began to undress for the day's work.

  The artist told her not to bother, as he felt pretty bad with a
  cold he had been fighting.  He told her that he would pay her for
  the day, but that she could just go home; he just wanted some hot
  tea and then off to bed.

  The model said "Oh, please, let me fix it for you. It's the least
  I can do."  He agreed and told her to fix herself a cup too.

  They were sitting in the living room just exchanging small talk
  and enjoying their tea when he heard the front door open and close,
  then some familiar footsteps.

  "Oh my God!" he whispered loudly, "It's my wife, Quick! Take all
  your clothes off."

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  1 May 09, 21:58

  Huh?

• jayh272416

  1 May 09, 22:17

  LOL

  wing um think about what they will do normally.

• brainerror

  1 May 09, 22:20

  i thought wife come home, then must wear back her clothes?

• yourmotherrr

  1 May 09, 23:42

  to those who don't understand:

   

  The artist's wife will be alarmed if the he wasn't working (painting the nude model) rather then to have coffee with her.

• sand king

  1 May 09, 23:48

  Hahahahahahahahaha!

• omgukilledkenny

  2 May 09, 00:53

  

• yiha093

  2 May 09, 01:45

  after F alr then sit down relax chat and talk

• Ian.

  2 May 09, 08:53

  Originally posted by yourmotherrr:

  to those who don't understand:

   

  The artist's wife will be alarmed if the he wasn't working (painting the nude model) rather then to have coffee with her.

  hahahha! took me awhile to get the joke too! heh.

• Tbee

  2 May 09, 11:41

  

• maskedangel

  4 May 09, 09:45

  LOL n1

• lianamaster

  15 May 09, 09:15