Swine Flu

• sand king

  1 May 09, 17:03

  1. It was once said that a black man would be president "when pigs fly." Indeed, 100 days into Obama's presidency.... SWINE FLU!!!

  2. Why are Jews immune to Swine Flu?  It's not kosher to catch it.

  3. What is the only known cure for Swine Flu?  Liberal application of oinkment!

  4. Forget the Swine flu Pandemic, it's a global hamdemic!

  5. Wife runs out of a petrol station and phones husband.. "I'm scared to fill up because of swine flu!", Husband replies, "You daft women, its in Mexico not bloody Texaco!"

  6. Mate, I'm a bit worried. I want you to go for a Swine flu test. I know you have not been to Mexico but lord knows you've been with some pigs in your time!"

  7. New new Mexican Currency:

  

• sand king

  1 May 09, 17:05

   

  
  

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• sand king

  1 May 09, 17:07

  Who was it who said: Humour is the best medicine ?????

• 4sg

  1 May 09, 17:13

  I like the Mex currency best....

• FireIce

  1 May 09, 17:22

  not funny

• Doraemonboi

  1 May 09, 17:24

  can change it to swamp flu??

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  1 May 09, 17:26

  FAIL

• Fantagf

  1 May 09, 21:02

  Not funny.  Are u sure this is a joke????

• jayh272416

  1 May 09, 21:53

  LOL
• SBS7484P

  1 May 09, 21:59

  

• Stage

  1 May 09, 22:28

  oink!~!

• Only-Way-4-Destiny!

  2 May 09, 23:20

  Lol

• maskedangel

  4 May 09, 09:56

  LOL

• lianamaster

  15 May 09, 09:16