Confucious time!
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Imagine these being said by this guy.
Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient
Passionate kissing like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Secretary not permanent fixture, still screwed on top of table.
Man who put penis in peanut butter, is fucking nuts
people who put detergent in top shelf, jump for joy
school boy with mess around with school girl during period, get caught red handed.
Foolish men give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ
Man who drop watch in toilet, have crappy time.
He who laugh last, not get joke
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Originally posted by skythewood:
Imagine these being said by this guy.
#1 Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient
#2 Passionate kissing like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
#3 Secretary not permanent fixture, still screwed on top of table.
#4 Man who put penis in peanut butter, is fucking nuts
#5 people who put detergent in top shelf, jump for joy
#6 school boy with mess around with school girl during period, get caught red handed.
#7 Foolish men give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ
#8 Man who drop watch in toilet, have crappy time.
#9 He who laugh last, not get joke
haha .. i only got #4,6,8,9 ...
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Originally posted by bhkw:
haha .. i only got #4,6,8,9 ...
Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient (sick person)
Passionate kissing like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. (unzipping the zipper)
Secretary not permanent fixture, still screwed (have sex) on top of table.
Man who put penis in peanut butter, is fucking nuts
people who put detergent in top shelf, jump for joy (Joy is a brand of detergent)
school boy with mess around with school girl during period, get caught red handed.
Foolish men give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ (penis)
Man who drop watch in toilet, have crappy time.
He who laugh last, not get joke
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