A guy and several of his guy friends liked to a certain restaurant where the waitresses were always dressed very sexily with short skirts and heaving bosoms.
The food was always good, but one particular waitress was always hard to get and always looked and sounded very sour.
One evening, one of the friends was feeling rather frisky, jokingly asked this waitress when she came to take their orders, "Do you believe in free sex?"
The waitress huffed up and yelled at him, "I certainly do NOT!"
"Soooo," asked the guy, "how much do you charge?"
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Thats dam mean! haha! Deserves a slap hahahahaha!