Sunday School Lesson
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Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me Janice, who created the universe?" When Janice did'nt stir, Little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTLY!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, " Very Good." and Janice fell back asleep.
A while later, the teacher asked Janice, " Who is our Lord and Saviour?" But, Janice did'nt even stir from her slumber. Once again, Little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
" JESUS CHIRST!" shouted Janice and the teacher said, " Very Good! " and Janice fell back to asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. " What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, " IF YOU STICK ME WITH THAT TIME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT INTO HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS! "
.... the teacher fainted!
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I'm sorry if it has been posted before again..
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when Johnny and Janice grew up did they get married?
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i think PB?
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post before leh .
read till sian alr .
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LOL
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sian sunday have to go back school ):
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