Another another blonde joke
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Three blondes die and are at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter tells
them, "You can enter if you can answer one simple question:
What is Easter?"The first blonde replies, "It's the holiday in November when
families get together, eat turkey, and are thankful.""Wrong!," replies St. Peter, "That's Thanksgiving."
He turns to the second blonde who says, "Easter is the holiday in
December when we put up a tree, exchange presents, and celebrate
the birth of Jesus.""No, I'm sorry. You're wrong too," says St. Peter. "That's
Christmas."He looks over to the third blonde, with a little trepidation, and
says, "Okay, what do you think Easter is?""I know what Easter is." declares blonde number three. "Easter is
the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration
of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last
supper, but Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans
by one of His disciples. The Romans took Him to be crucified and
He was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and
was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried
in a cave which was sealed off by a large boulder.""Excellent!" says St. Peter, smiling broadly with delight.
His smile disappeared, when the third blonde continued, "And
every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out.
If He sees His shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter, if
not, Spring is just around the corner!!" -
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Groundhog day.
Not too sure if the locals will understand this joke.
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yeah. not sure if locals can understand anot. a bit off the scale.
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lolx
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hahas, is only alittle funny eh?
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groundhog day.
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LOL
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