A blonde brought back a tube of topical cream she had purchased
earlier. "I need to return this. I bought it for my vacation,
but I can't use it." she told the clerk at the pharmacy.
"And why is that?" asked the clerk.
"Well, duh!" sarcastically replied the blonde, "It says right here
on the tube, 'Direction: apply locally, two times a day'."
"Why is that a problem?" asked the clerk.
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the blonde. "I can't apply it locally...
I told you I'm going on vacation!"
"So?" asked the clerk.
Replied the blonde, brightly, "I'm going overseas!"
blondie.
... typical blonde