(Believed to be true - just like all the things I read on the Internet)
When Zsa Zsa Gabor appeared on Johnny Carson's show, she brought her
large purebred cat. The entire interview, whenever Johnny tried to
change the subject, she kept going back to discussing the cat. Johnny
was getting just a bit frustrated.
Finally, Zsa Zsa gave him his opening... she asked him, "Would you like
to pet my pussy?"
To which he, of course, replied, "Sure, just get that stupid cat out of
the way."
LOL