Old is when...
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'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy
and your pacemaker opens the garage door,
'OLD' IS WHEN....
Going bra less
pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action'
means you don't need to take any fiber today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to use the bathroom.
AND
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure these are jokes -
'OLD' IS WHEN...
People call you uncle or auntie.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
People give up their seats for you on trains and buses.
so hope people dont do that to you too early!
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'OLD' IS WHEN...
You look in the mirror and thought that is your grandpa's potrait.
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'OLD' IS WHEN...
You forgot what was said above.
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funny ar?
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okay jokes..
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Old is when the health ministry start sending you brochures for 'homes' in JB.
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lol
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i forgot what to type
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hahaha!
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