Girl at the beach
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Once, there was this guy at the beach, so he decided to sun tan naked, covering his private with a newspaper. After awhile, a girl came over and asked him, " Sir, whats under this newspaper?"
The guy said:" Its a little birdie which you shouldnt touch."
So the girl went off and the guy soon fell asleep, but when he woke up, he was in extreme pain at his groin and he called the abulance.
The doctor asked him what happened, but he couldnt remember much, except for the little girl, so the police decide to find the little girl and question her.
They manage to find her at the beach, so they asked her what she did to the man, the girl smiled and said :" I was playing with this bird under the newspaper, suddenly, it spat white stuffs at me, i got so pissed, that i twisted the bird's neck, broke its eggs, and burn its nest."
LOL
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Haha- if only she's a blonde
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simi is abulance..
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posted before..
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..and he managed to stay asleep?
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old joke.
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the lil gal play his little birdie and the guy stay asleep!? wow
i bet he is dreaming of the gal playing his birdie
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wtf